Tuesday, Sept. 17, 2002 - 10:24 a.m.

The cold weather is starting to kick in, you can feel it. I couldn’t be any more gladder. There’s a billion advantages of it, the most important one of them being PEOPLE DON’T WALK AROUND HALF NAKED!

And then, add to that the gray dullness and cool air. Man, dontcha jus love that? And snow. I love snow, and starbucks. Shout out to star bucks folks, we will never forget.

It’s 10:00 am but it feels like 7 am.

I didn’t eat nothing yet cept half a honey bun. I looove honey buns. And flavored yogurt and croissants.

Which reminds me, how come every time I toast something in our retarded toaster oven, it burns? However lightly I want it. Bam, the fire alarm goes off.

Actually that doesn’t happen every time, it only happened about 7 or 8 times.

Am I makin ppl drool with my morning food talk? My most humble apologies. =P

Yesterday I did nuthin cept clean, clean, and clean some more!! Is that supposed to be the life of a 15 yr old desi girl? Argggh. Homeskoolin is goin nowhere, and I don’t give a crap. I want my youth to be something I’ll remember forever, (obviously, something great).

On a second thought, theres something I’ll cherish forever ;). I know I will, insha’Allah.

I was wonderin if there’s some kinda disorder known as suspicion disorder. Kinda like when a person suspects jus about everyone of tryina butt into their (the person’s..duh) business.

Cuz I think I have that. I have a really big freakin prob with ppl who try to mess with my stuff and my life. Sheesh. Like my uncle.

Ugh, I’m not even gonnna go there.

My moms double minded about paki landd. Barely a day has passed since she made the final decision. I guess its jus desi moms.

I was lookin around for some humor, well actually not really, jus stumbled across Maniac Muslim’s website. He’s HILLARIOUS! (yea maniac muslim on islamica yall)

He created the Brown Times. go check it out. Yes, it’s all about who ur thinking of at the mention of the word BROWN.

Duh.

And then there was this umm comedian dudes blog whos link sun had up on her blog. Omg, he’s hilarious!!

But he stopped writing after august the 27th. *sigh* why must all the good things end one day?

Btw, here’s an excerpt from julian sharpe’s blog. (the comedian)

“If you're depressed, get checked out. Because I was depressed for two years, and I went to a therapist who finally diagnosed me, and it turns out, I'm poor. I had no idea.”

Anyways, I have to go to the mall and pick up my stuff today. Then there’s the veternararian no I’ll jus stick with PET DOCTOR’s appointment today. Iffff my dad can take us. If not, then I’ll hafta cancel it.

My dad bought a whole huge big box of starburst a few days ago. It’s supposed to be haraam. God darn it I hate it when that happens. The best candies in life are haraam.

Theres this one radio commercial of starburst which is something like this. (I don’t remember the exact words so don’t kill me)

“rumor is, if u can unwrap a starburst with ur tongue, ur a pretty good kisser. So if ur lookin to make a big impression, try starburst. Starburst, isn’t life juicy?”

I’ll never know.