Friday, Sept. 20, 2002 - 10:26 a.m.

Never buy a Lexmark brand printer - not on your life, not if you’re being given one for free. Never, I say. It’s like going through hell. I speak from experience.

These days, I have to practically beg my printer to work. The freak of nature errrr..technology won’t print when I want it to. Instead, it’ll bring up a window that says, problem communicating with the printer. Retry or cancel. It’s always the same, I choose cancel, and it starts printing.

ALWAYS. NEVER IN THE LAST 6 months has it printed when I’ve wanted it too.

Shout out to all those who go through the same “I will always remember you in my duaa’s” and WE SHALL NEVER FORGET.

Anyways, too many people are getting married and engaged in Atlanta. Masha’Allah. And I know almost all the girls. Funny, I don’t know any guys. =P o wait, my dad might know one guy *cough* Honolulu *cough*

Ok nobody kill me for saying that! It was all in code words. I’m sure anyone besides u two who read this didn’t even understand a word. So in YOUR face.

I think strawberry waffles suck. They taste like..like..undescribable..but then that’s just me. Go chocolate chip waffles. Go everything that contains chocolate chip, even pizza. Speaking of which, I’m wondering If there are people other than my weirdo cousin who try out different combinations. Hmm, my cousin once tried pizza and achaar. yesss, together! She claimed it tasted “luscious”. Achaar, by the way, is like, umm, this, stuff you put over food. I don’t know how to describe it, but if anybody does, drop me a line.

Good news for people trying to finance islamically. Yay! Now there’s an Islamic bank. Never pay interest. Haha! Spare yourself from the hell fire. Insha’Allah. Hey, at least we can try, right? (I’ll post up the link tomorrow insha’allah..i promise!)

I mean, I admit I already got me a passport to hell, with a stamp for entry and everything, a darn huge one it is too, but…I still try, or I’d like to think so anyway. I need my two hafiz boys to get me a passport to heaven, that way it’ll be equal and umm, I’ll end up..nowhere..well, actually, somewhere in between. (if there is a middle anyways)

Ok I’m not making any sense. Shoot me. Stop reading. Go away. Leave me alone!

Bad news for people who take Chinese diet pills. Actually, bad news for ALL the people who ever take diet pills. But taking jus any other kinda diet pills is better than the Chinese herbs or whatever. They’re supposed to damage your liver and eventually lead you to misery and then, finally, death. I’m not even joking, for all of you non serious ones out there. My neighbor died a few weeks ago because of that. Poor guy, he was just 20 or something! Whole life ahead of him. He wasn’t even fat. Ever since he passed away, i’ve been freaked out by every single person who talks or takes diet pills. So please, spare yourself, don’t die.

Amusing cover page of a time magazine that came out a few weeks ago. “A FAT NATION” I cracked up instantly. So according to statistics, America is a fat nation. Though, I still get all confused when I see all these anorexic bulimic girls around here. Apparently, my town ain’t fat. Or not all that much anyway. What about your ‘hood?

Which reminds me of the post on islamica titled, “local slang from your ‘hood?” so I went to google.com and typed in American slang, it lead me to The Online Slang Dictionary scroll down, and surf through the dictionary. It’s hilarious, I tell you. Dammn, there was this one slang word, “going bitchcakes” LOL!

Anyways, in case people here are thinking I searched for the slang dictionary so I could post some words and show off on the thread, I can assure you, I wasn’t. I don’t really know any slang. Well, not all that much anyways. I never went to public school in Atlanta, so go figure. =P all I know is from friends, books, and a lil bit from talking to peoples here and there. That’s all. And I don’t use that much slang either. Sometimes, and that’s only for fun.

Btw, I wanna be _ _ _ _ _ _’s bridesmaid insha’Allah. She said it was too hard to choose two people from the whole group, so I guess everybody is gonna be her bridesmaid. Hey, I didn’t say all of us are gonna be by her side, but we can at least surround her, can’t we? ;)

Shout out to mister and misses future honululu. We will never forget. =)

Anyways, I gotta jet now before my parents kill me.

Later amigos.

oh yeah, i finally got my cats a sofa bed sorta thing. =)