Friday, Sept. 13, 2002 - 12:23 p.m.

Hangers. Gosh, I’m always running out of clothes hangers. I don’t get it though, I mean, every time I run outta them I buy 12 more, but it seems like my clothes multiply or something. I know I’m not making any sense, *embarrassed* but its weird. And you gotta be in mah shoes to get what I mean.

*cough*

breaking news.. terror threat, florida, Georgia, yada yada yada whatever. I’m sick of all this. So I’m not even gonna bother going further in detail about it. Sheesh.

The only thing I wanna say is todays Friday, September 13, 2002.

Anyways, so yesterday, I go to Pets Mart, to buy some cat supplies and in the adoption center I saw these cats in cages and they were soooooo sad. I wanted to cry for them! I’d adopt them if I could afford to. *sigh* I am soo considering starting a pet a thon, where people can come and donate pet supplies, and I’ll go and drop ‘em off at the shelter or somewhere. But I dunno, people wouldn’t believe me cuz I’m muslim and dress up in black and veils.

And then there was this cashier at pets mart who kept trying to tell us she’s gay. And my mom and me are like, OK GOSH WE GET IT!. She’s all going on about, me and my girlfriend have 7 kids together. Yada yada yada. and she goes on and on.

further inquiry reports that 4 of the 7 “kids” are horses, while the other 3 are dogs.

Ok I never knew two females could have a baby together, much less, animal babies.

My cousins not coming from Alabama cuz she was gonna drive with her hubby and something jus happened in florida or watever sooo we’re NOT having a get together whiiich means its time to thank god I won’t have to sit in a group of cousins and aunties tryina act fake and pretend I like them.

Whatever.

I wish hotmail would stop junk mail. Approximately, there are 500 blocked addresses in my block list. I swear! Even THEN they email me shit “Vitamin X, special offers, 50% off Viagra”

What part of the word “FEmale” do they NOT understand. HELLOOOO!

Then there was this one that was subjected “INCREASE UR SEX APPEAL FOR XXX bucks!”

I’ve tried to block them, but it don’t works. Oh well, I guess I’mma be stuck with discount on Viagra emails for the rest of my life.

Are yall wondering what happened to me? Well I guess you never seen this side of me. I’m not as innocent as I sound (or look!) so in YO face nigga!!!!!!!!!

Cuz beneath this niqaab, jilbab and hijab is a loser b****.

Fake, I tell you, all fake.

Plastic.

You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out.