Thursday, Sept. 12, 2002 - 11:16 a.m.

I decided I like aluminum foil. It’s so cool and crunchy when you make a ball outta it.

The realization came to me as I was packing my dad’s lunch this morning. (a while back) so then I made all these shapes from some foil and my felines loved playing with ‘em. =)

Speaking of felines, cats, for those of you who aren’t familiar with that term, my kitten, Miracle, looks at me when I say her name out loud. YAY! I had been waiting for this to happen quite a while and now finally, she responds by looking. And I accomplished this without giving her any treats or anything. I just pet her nose every time she does something right, and it works wonders, mind you.

My bro’s little feline still can’t exactly recognize her name, but that’s because my bro goes to school and doesn’t have time (unlike me!) to call her using her name all the freakin’ time.

I got this Word Power textbook from school a few days ago, for my vocabulary subject. And lemme tell you, this book is the BOMB! The dude who wrote it knows how to write a decent, unboring book. It’s almost 550 pages, but it’s worth it. And it’s not like you have to read it continuously to keep up, just once every two days or something. I’ve done about 95 pages so far, and I’ve learned like, 50 new words. Seriously!

Tho I don’t use them all that much *ahem* whenever I write my diary, you gotta believe me!

Btw, the book is called Word Power Made Easy, by Norman Lewis. So get it, those of you who wanna increase your vocab, or study for your SAT’s.

Nooo, I’m not showing off how smart I am, okay??! So CHILLAX! I just tryina do ppl a favor *stares*

Afshan and Sun are planning a party, but its alllllll wayyyy up in October. I have a month to convince my parents, let’s hope it works. Btw, its in October cuz they both have their Bdays 11 or some days after/before each other.

Sorry, erm, I forgot the dates. Don’t kill me aight? I’ll still getchu something. We have a billion dollar stores around my house. I promise neither of you will be left out.

Anyways, farzana I got the pics okay?!!!!!!! I can’t call you until the weekend, actually Sunday to let you know I got your pics!! Just read my diary my beloved alter ego.

Saturday is supposed to be another family get together kinda crappy event. EEK! I hate ‘em! Theyre so fake. For me anyways. I have to act nice and sh*t to everybody, including those I hate. *hint, hint*

My mom ain’t cooking. Its gonna be catered. Boy, am I GLAD! I don’t have to spend the weekend in the kitchen. And thanks to paper plates and all this cool stuff.

My cousins are coming from SC and AL. one of them just got back from getting married in Paki land. So the partys supposed to be in her honor.

Sheesh! How come they never have parties for me? IN MY HONOR! Hell, I never was the guest of honor in any party. Omg, I better shut up before ppl start unLIKING me!

Well, I’m pretty sure I might have some FOBBISH guest of honor parties in FOBISTAN…err…Pakistan. But no thank you, I’d rather stay in America and wash the dishes than attend any of them.

Ok, I don’t really hate on pplz. It’s just that all these supposed friends I got in paki land show off wayyyyy too much. Like beyond the limit. Ever since all these American frenchises opened in pakiland, its been absurd how some guys and gals walk around TGI Fridays and all them fancy places tryina act and talk like amreekans when they know they can’t. I’m sorry, its just too funny.

I didn’t say EVERY teenager does that okay? So don’t kill me plz. I just said “some”. Go back and re read before suing me.

=P

dictionary dot come look up the meaning of the work joke and leave me alone.

I thank you.