Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002 - 1:59 p.m.

Anyone ever thank God for giving the mirror inventor some good brains? Probably not. I was thinking about it last night and it occurred to me. Mirrors! No one ever appreciates mirrors! Imagine a world without mirrors! You’d NEVER be able to find out how you look! God, isn’t that scary? Like, arriving at your shaadi with smeared lipstick, just because you didn’t have a mirror!

That’s why all of you should do something thinking on the subject. It is interesting. Isn’t it?

Mirrors..ah mirrors. Love mirrors. Well, not really. When I have a bad face/hair day I’d like to crush the mirror in my bathroom.

I just thought I’d spread some awareness. ‘bout time people around here started giving some credit to mirror makers.

Or whatever they’re called.

The weather was 49 degrees this morning. Dang, I can’t find the degree symbol on my keyboard. Anyway, isn’t 49 degrees in autumn or whatever season it is, the bomb? Huh? Pretty cool, huh? ATL weather p0weR! Oh yeahhhhh! =)

Ok so like I’m supposed to be studying, but I just can’t get my heart into it. Ohh I’m sucha slacker! Born procrastinator! That cool or wha? Its not like everybody who procrastinates or slacks off is BORN with that quality. They develop it.

I’m so cool I was born with them qualities.

Someone needs to lock me in a room with all my school books. For like, a month. So I’ll get bored and just study. No wait, I’ll goto sleep. Hmm, so there should be no bed in the room. Just plain cold marble floor.

My uncle doesn’t like me. Houston we have a problem, NOT! Haha my mom keeps telling me why he doesn’t like me and blah blah. like I care? Pshh. Big deal. So some people don’t like me, okay, so a lot of people don’t like me. Do I care? Hell no! I can do just fine without them.

Its not like he my guardian angel or some crap like that. wait in islam we don’t gots guardian angels, do we?

I wanna go out in the rain but the house is warm and nice. So I jus open my window and enjoy the cool breeze. KEWLEST BREEZE of the YEAR IS HERE!

Does anyone have the slightest idea as to why us high schoolers and middle schoolers and elementary schoolers are taught history? Like, okay, we’re moving ahead, in the future, we’re not gonna go back in time now are we? so what the use? A basic outline is enough. Yea, America got discovered by Columbus the kafir, and came into existence on july 4 1776. and the first president was George. And the capital @ D.C.

‘course no one listens to the voices of the future. Na uh! They still gotta go in detail about how handsome and smart Benjamin Franklin was.

Oh well.

Like if I’d open a school, it be so cool. Instead of history, there would be a subject called something like, fantasizing the future. Yeah. Something like that. then there would be a textbook that would teach kids how to think of new inventions and yada yada yada. so the homework would be the kewlest. Kids would hafta think of ideas for new inventions. And then one of the kids will be really smart and come up with the best idea in the whole world. And he’ll get an award, no she will. Woman p0wer. And then, like, the school will be known in the whole world, cuz the inventors will be thrilled with the idea of sucha cool invention….

..AND then finally I’ll wake up.

Ahem, excuse me, pardon me! No seriously, I swear to drunk I ain’t God!

Wha?

Q of the Day: Do you think robots would do us peoples some good? Especially house wives and desi girls?