Thursday, Sept. 26, 2002 - 11:37 a.m.

My 7 year old jerk of a bro takes about a bazillion minutes to decide what he wants to eat for breakfast, and that’s RIGHT before heading for school. His bus comes at around 8:00, 8:05 a.m. and at 7:55, he’s still contemplating. Cereal or buttered toast, juice or banana shake. And I thought girls were the ones who spent hours trying to decide what to wear at a dawat.

Kids these days. *rolls eyes*

Why is it that if a woman spends 8 bucks on makeup which’ll last maybe two weeks, while a dude spends 4 bucks on deodorant and it’s too expensive? Why you say? Someone asked that a while back. Well, I gots the answer to that now. See, women have to look good and proper or else she’ll seem disheveled, which, mind you, is a freakin’ bad impression in our desi society. Because no one’ll like her anymore and she won’t be able to get married. And if she won’t be able to get married she’ll be a spinster (no duh!) and if she’ll be a spinster, people will talk and if people will talk she’ll wanna kill herself…..

Ok I’ll stop now.

So yeah, all that just for a dude. See how much a woman has to do? sigh, it gets kinda annoying after a while, but what to do, it’s the story of our..errr..their lives.

Eve (our new cat) is still trying desperately to fit in our environment. Poor thing! She meows so sweetly when Angel and Miracle come near her, but what does she get in return? Hisses. Growls. Scary ones. One’s that freak me out too.

I’ve called the nurse about a billion times by now. Once, actually every time they came face to face, they were on the verge of fighting, and I completely freaked. I really hate the sound of a cat growling and hissing. It freaks me out like..really..baaaaad. anyways, so it’ll still take a few more days.

Eve is really pretty. I think I already mentioned that, but she’s got piercing red eyes, with baby blue outlines. It’s kinda freaky in the dark, but looks pretty cool. I wish I had eyes like hers.

I heard of a man who was blind so the doctors tried to experiment on him, by putting in cats eyes in his sockets. Freaky. I heard he could see in the dark and his eyes glowed. Kinda cool, but not really.

So anyways, I hate racism. there’ve been way too many racist remarks, and I’m real bothered by them. Before, when I used to think about it, I didn’t care. I was like, whatever, if someone wants to hate on me, fine, I don’t give a crap. But now, I realize I do.

It’s pretty cool to go out in hijab jilbab niqaab and shock people by casually saying, “yeah, I’m a naturalized American citizen, I was born here”

Well, okay, it’s not like I’m lying or anything, but u gotta see there reaction. It’s like they’re dumbfounded.

Yesterday, I went to target to buy some Clearsil face wash. Was runnin outta it. Turns out, they were running outta the supply as well, I’m jus like gee nice going. Anyways, so I was in aisle lookin at some stuff when these two Mexican dudes tried to holler at me. LOL! It was hilarious. I don’t think they were serious or anything, they were jus playing.

And I was feeling so hot in the store, so I’d pulled off my niqaab in that aisle cuz it was empty.

My friend Afshan was at a halal grocery store a few weeks ago, which Is located in a TOTAL Mexican area. They even have this Mexican mall kinda thingamabob. Btw, in case your wondering, they do sell cheap stuff from mexico out there. Thas why all the mex thugs hang out there. Like ALL THE TIME. Every time I go, I see them. No kidding.

Anyways, so my friend was out there and she was walkin into the store and they hollered at her or something, she was freaked out cuz her mom was with her. I thought that was real funny. Then when she walked outta the store they said something like “this is America” LOL! (she wears a jilbab)

Muahahahahaha. Freaky mex dudes.

My uncles hair cut place Is located in a similar place, only they have a mex grocery store that stinks a whole two miles away from it. My uncles barber is a gay dude. every time my uncle goes for a hair cut he be tryina feel on him and crap. Ok EWW. I asked my uncle why he still keeps going to the same old gay fag, and he said its cuz he knows how to do the best haircut in the whole wide world.

Right. We only have about a few bazillion other hair cut places around here.

It’s 11:32. yikes! I gotta go shower.

Later. ;)